vardaesque:

seahchel:

vardaesque:

whorville:

You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible

gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it

April 16th, 2014 at 3:15AM / via: craic--cocaine / op: whorville / reblog / 334,631 notes

bitterxbitch:

spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute

April 16th, 2014 at 3:15AM / via: beyonceish / op: bitterxbitch / reblog / 156,470 notes

"the greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter."

(Source: zaynstormborn)

(Source: shinyv)

April 16th, 2014 at 2:58AM / via: craic--cocaine / op: shinyv / reblog / 114,901 notes
fuckyeah1990s:

timebombtown:

Teenage Bedroom Eternal

This is like the best collage I’ve ever seen.

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fuckyeah1990s:

timebombtown:

Teenage Bedroom Eternal

This is like the best collage I’ve ever seen.

imorethaneye:

gracestealingmandyangel:

vanconcastiel:

Whenever I pass police I’m the street I always have a micro panic attack as I quickly try to remember if I’m doing anything illegal.

How often could you possibly be doing something illegal?

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:



guess where abstinence-only education is taught

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anglosexual:

undeadthug:

guess where abstinence-only education is taught

(Source: thegodlessatheist)

April 15th, 2014 at 10:29AM / via: borndeadd / op: thegodlessatheist / reblog / 195,564 notes
s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

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s0urcherrry:

I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom. 

(Source: chromesthetic)

makethatkittenpurr:

Wait that’s such a cute place for that Zelda tattoo awwww

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makethatkittenpurr:

Wait that’s such a cute place for that Zelda tattoo awwww

(Source: loboculiao)

delete-ur-blog:

it’s past tents

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delete-ur-blog:

it’s past tents

(Source: southmost)

April 15th, 2014 at 10:20AM / via: craic--cocaine / op: southmost / reblog / 164,939 notes

How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)

April 15th, 2014 at 10:19AM / via: craic--cocaine / op: gamerspirit / reblog / 598,947 notes

snivellussnep:

epic-vines:

When you forget to plug your headphones in

Vine by: Cody Johns

I’VE WATCHED THIS 4 TIMES AND I LAUGH HARDER EVERY SINGLE TIME.

April 15th, 2014 at 10:15AM / via: beyonceish / op: epic-vines / reblog / 60,789 notes