Have these old hairs I’ve grown on the roof of my head sheltered a home with wisdom and experience or just a house the homeless use to stay warm in cold winters.
I love this gif of mulder because it looks like he’s wearing heelies and is just really nonchalant about it
Even on an escalator. [Video]
Everytime i go out
ok so I met Tommy Wiseau and asked for a cheek kiss pic and he got really into it. he asked if he’d met me before and i was like “yeah once, you made fun of me for being short.” and he just totally ignores that and goes “haha you’re so beautiful can I pick you up?”
so he picks me up and starts just swinging me in circles while there’s a huge line of people waiting and I didn’t know what to do so I started singing “you are my rose” at him
not sure what else i expected from tommy. he gave me a necklace though. it says “you’re good but be better”
My friend was held in tommy wiseau’s arms.
*presses the button* *worships the button* *becomes the button*
enjoy your fictional characters you nerds
I think everyone should have tumblr user bunsen on their dashboard
just got my nasty plan started
tbh if you’re not following what are you doing with your life