You finger yourself??? Disgusting. Those fingers should be turning pages of the holy bible
gotta get em wet before you turn the pages tho
this is going to be the text post that sends me straight to hell isnt it
spank my ass but also kiss my forehead and tell me I’m cute
"the greatest gift and honor is having you for a daughter."
Teenage Bedroom Eternal
This is like the best collage I’ve ever seen.
Whenever I pass police I’m the street I always have a micro panic attack as I quickly try to remember if I’m doing anything illegal.
How often could you possibly be doing something illegal?
guess where abstinence-only education is taught
I’m not like a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.
Wait that’s such a cute place for that Zelda tattoo awwww
it’s past tents
How to finish that last minute assignment
I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.
And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…
this will come in handy one day
ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101
Reblogging for future reference..